Dear United States of America,
I love you so much I just want to eat you up.
I want to snack on your drones like potato chips. They’re so crunchy.
I want to slurp up your pipelines like spaghetti.
I want to rip up your border fence, fold it up, and swallow it whole like it’s an oyster.
It’s good with Tabasco sauce.
I want to nibble on all your detention center walls and cages.
I think they will crumble just like crackers.
Image Description: A 3D rendered computer illustration of a rusty mechanical dragon equipped with guns on its back and a human rider.